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You Will Never Catch Me…..

It appears that I am at my most creative when I am busy and under pressure. I managed to do a lot on my to do list today and have time to blog but I can not think of anything to write but I am pretty sure tomorrow when I don’t have time to blog and a million places to be I will have topics coming out my ears.

So I decided to join the awesome Cindy and share the things you won’t catch me doing, ever.


You will never catch me……

Parking next to a pillar, wall, pole etc. The bus is just too big, so now I either park far away if there aren’t any open parkings or find a middle on.

With a comprehensive list when I go shopping, despite my best intentions.

Getting a tattoo – I don’t mind if you have them but I personally don’t like them.

Leaving Typo empty handed. Even if I only have R10 left I WILL find something to buy which is why I avoid it for the most part.

Watching Sci-Fi movies. I CAN NOT handle them.

Giving up wine.

Drinking rooibos tea. I raised all my kids on it but I can not handle it.

Saying no to sushi.

Without socks in winter.

Changing my hair colour.

Following a Hollywood celebrity on twitter. (I don’t see the point)

Going to bed without brushing my teeth.

Wearing mismatched socks – I cannot. Even if they are both black but one is longer than the other – I can’t. I have tried. It makes me so anxious.

With an organised desk. I do try but it never lasts.

Without painted toenails. I try get a pedi at least once every 6 weeks. I have a thing about ugly feet.

Calling David when I get stressed.

Wearing silk anything – I can not stand the feel of it.

In a bank. I loathe banks. I do everything to avoid them even if it is to my detriment.(Mature I know)

With a night cream in my cupboard. Or a day cream for that matter.

Showering if I don’t have to.

Going back to work in a corporate environment.

Watching videos on Facebook about accidents, abuse etc. In fact I have started de-friending people who share that crap.

Having any more kids!

What won’t we catch you doing?



  1. Fathima
    10 September, 2014 / 4:36 pm

    Not parking next to a pillar! Thought I was the only one.

  2. 10 September, 2014 / 7:15 pm

    Mmmm, combining your list and mine, you’ll never catch me with a tattoo, with a glass of wine (!), stopping carbs (EVER!), in a spinning class, doing a “circuit” at gym, knitting, or eating peas or watermelon. I may park next to a pillar but only if I’ve looked hard and there are no middle parkings. I also never park next to a properly dinged-up car….

  3. Ankia
    11 September, 2014 / 4:28 am

    You don’t call David when you get stressed? Why is that?

  4. 11 September, 2014 / 7:18 am

    so I loved this post and thought, hmmmm what would you never catch me doing and apart from wearing crocs and murder I’m pretty open to anything, hahahaha

  5. 11 September, 2014 / 11:28 am

    Loved this!

  6. 14 September, 2014 / 12:54 am

    Loved this list, Laura. Think I need to write my own. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. 14 September, 2014 / 6:33 pm

    Mmmm…You will never find me going to a library, buying loose selling fruit and veg (hello…germs!) drinking hard liquor, in a gym,

  8. 16 September, 2014 / 3:25 pm

    I love your list and have many that I will add to my own list….will post it tomorrow.

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